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The Christmas carol of a family coach operator

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Published: December 19, 2022
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A coach operator Christmas carol
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On the first day of Christmas, the coaching gods sent to me a Transport Manager’s CPC.

On the second day of Christmas, the coaching gods sent to me two delayed flights and a Transport Manager’s CPC.

On the third day of Christmas, the coaching gods sent to me three French tolls, two delayed flights and a Transport Manager’s CPC.

On the fourth day of Christmas, the coaching gods sent to me four missing phones, three French tolls, two delayed flights and a Transport Manager’s CPC.

On the fifth day of Christmas, the coaching gods sent to me five late teachers, four missing phones, three French tolls, two delayed flights and a Transport Manager’s CPC.

On the sixth day of Christmas, the coaching gods sent to me six drivers skiving, five late teachers, four missing phones, three French tolls, two delayed flights and a Transport Manager’s CPC.

On the seventh day of Christmas, the coaching gods sent to me seven sets of roadworks, six drivers skiving, five late teachers, four missing phones, three French tolls, two delayed flights and a Transport Manager’s CPC.

On the eighth day of Christmas, the coaching gods sent to me eight emails to answer, seven sets of roadworks, six drivers skiving, five late teachers, four missing phones, three French tolls, two delayed flights and a Transport Manager’s CPC.

On the ninth day of Christmas, the coaching gods sent to me nine schoolkids vaping, eight emails to answer, seven sets of roadworks, six drivers skiving, five late teachers, four missing phones, three French tolls, two delayed flights and a Transport Manager’s CPC.

On the 10th day of Christmas, the coaching gods sent to me 10 oil pipes leaking, nine schoolkids vaping, eight emails to answer, seven sets of roadworks, six drivers skiving, five late teachers, four missing phones, three French tolls, two delayed flights and a Transport Manager’s CPC.

On the 11th day of Christmas, the coaching gods sent to me 11 door valves sticking, 10 oil pipes leaking, nine schoolkids vaping, eight emails to answer, seven sets of roadworks, six drivers skiving, five late teachers, four missing phones, three French tolls, two delayed flights and a Transport Manager’s CPC.

On the 12th day of Christmas, the coaching gods sent to me 12 missing pensioners, 11 door valves sticking, 10 oil pipes leaking, nine schoolkids vaping, eight emails to answer, seven sets of roadworks, six drivers skiving, five late teachers, four missing phones, three French tolls, two delayed flights and a Transport Manager’s CPC.

Merry Christmas to you all. I hope you get to have some quality time with your loved ones, and that 2023 is a prosperous one for us all.

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